- Dear Judge! I would like to present You my sad story. I'm Wolf. Now I'm sitting in a prison. I was sent there, but I'm completely innocent. I shouldn't be punished! I didn't do anything wrong! It's completely unfair! I'm able to prove my innocence ...

...Once in my neighbourhood lived such a sweet girl. She was called Red Hood. You probably know the whole story, so You know that she was wearing the silly red hood on her head every time and everywhere. She was liked by people, because she seemed to be a very good child. She was polite, lovely and honest... At that time I was very lonely...

Once her mother told her:

- Red Hood! I need you to visit your grandmother. She is very ill and she will be pleased if you visit her.

- Oh Mom! Do I have to go there? I don't want to go... I'd rather watch these funny cartoons...

- Come on Red Hood, please go…

- Don't you understand what I'm saying? I don't want to go there I have a lot of funnier things to do!!

- Oh Red Hood, I'm insisting you...

- DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Well, she was really sweet... Her mother was trying making her to go to grandmother a lot of

times, but it was useless. But that day this nice girl had spent all of her pocket money, so there wasn't any other alternative and she decided to visit her grandmother (I was also sad that she was also bribed by her mother to go there...)

It was nice, warm and sunny day, when Red Hood was given a basket full of cake, sweets, fruits and juice. Mother also told her:

- Be careful when you are going to your grandmother. And don't talk to strangers, all right?

- Mom, you are so boring... OK, I don't... - answered Red Hood and went away.

I was sitting at the window and I was watching her, while she was walking slowly along the path to the grandmother's cottage.

Red Hood was singing, dancing around the trees and admiring flowers. I really wanted only talk to her... I thought that we might become friends. I was so lonely! I had never had any friends. Everyone thinks that I was bad, unpleasant and dangerous, but to tell the truth: I always was a vegetarian!

I approached her and told her:

- Hello, Red Hood. How do you do? I hope you like forest very much.

- Thank you, I'm fine. But actually, I hate this forest. It is so sorrowful and boring. But there is a kind of witch hunt for children. It is called ecology...

- Oh, yes I get it... I wonder if you would you like to become a friend of mine?

- All right, but now I don't have any time for you. I have to visit my grandmother.

- OK. But we should meet in the afternoon to play a ball or Scrabble.

- Come on, you're so silly, but on the other hand it might be interesting... Now I need to go. Bye!

Then I had an idea to do her a wonderful surprise and decided to visit her grandmother. I

was wondering: "Three of us: Red Hood, her grandmother and me will have some cakes and drink tea. In this way we will become friends... It is a great idea!" So I started to run to grandma's cottage.

When I got there, I knocked for a while, but no one answered. So I decided to come in.

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I heard a scream of her grandmother and I knew it that all my problems began.

- Please Grandma, don't scream. I'm just a friend of your grandchild. - I answered.

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! - she was still screaming.

- You shouldn't be afraid, because I'm a nice and good wolf.

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

- Shut up you stupid!

But she was screaming and screaming... So I hadn't got any other choice I had to eat her whole. She wasn't completely delicious. Rather......awful…

And then appeared Red Hood. The carpet was in blood, there was the blood on the walls and on the windows. The blood was everywhere! - even on me! Red Hood asked:

- What did you do? What did you do with my grandmother?

- Well... I did...I ate her…

- Oh really??? Did you really eat her???

- Yes, I ate her. - I answered and I felt completely horrible. I wanted to vanish into thin air…

- Oh my dear lovely friend! Thank you very much! I need some body like you! I can't wait for her death!! She drove me crazy! I was a good job. How can I pay you back?

- Oh... Well, you can become a friend of mine.

- Ok, so now we can set up a big gang. You will be like... Osama bin Laden and I... will your Dolly Chuckie. Do you agree?

But at that time the grandmother's cottage the police approached. Everything was going so fast. Policeman arrested me without any explanations and I was put into the prison...

So now I'm here. Judge! You can see I'm innocent. I really didn't want to kill the grandmother. I didn't have any bad intentions! I'm not guilty. Please, do something!

- Oh Mr. Wolf, don't cry no more. What should I do in your case? Here, in prison, you will meet a lot of new friends. There is Winnie the Pooh, who always stole honey and Dumbo Elephant, who was accused of flying too high. I'm sure that you all will become great friends...