Jokes marked by the asterisk * are considered offensive. Jokes marked by a double asterisk ** are even more offensive.
1. *
-What is the most suspicious thing in the world?
-A nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field.
2. ** ( attention! Can be offensive to single men!)
-Why do dogs lick their genitals?
- Because they can.
3. **
- What is the difference between a cook and a gay?
- A cook stirs today's food and the gay stirs yesterday's one.
4. *
Little Johnnie comes back home with strange scratches and marks. His parents ask him:
- 'Johnnie, what has happened to you?'
- 'I fell down from my bike, mom'
- 'Don't lie to us Johnnie...we can see the scratches weren't done by falling down from your bike.Tell us the truth'
Johnnie hesitates for a while and says:
-'Okay I will tell you ! but...the kitty is MINE and I will fuck it any time I want !'
5.
A little mouse runs around the attic. Suddenly she notices a bat. She hurries to her mom and whispers:
'Mommy , mommy...I've seen an angel ! '
6. *
During a religious education class a nun asks:
'Dear children, what is it: it's red, small, has a long, fine, red and furry tail, eats nuts and lives in the trunk-holes?'
Little Johnnie raises his hand:
'The description looks like a squirrel, but knowing you, nuns, it might be Lord Jesus"
